He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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