Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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