Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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