ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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