Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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