Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
