Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
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Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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