***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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