I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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