fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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