Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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