There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
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