She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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