What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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