she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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