Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine