you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
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Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I didn't notice because vodka
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.