U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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