she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
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Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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