quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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