Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
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I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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