I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
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as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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