im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
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Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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