dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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