dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I love how my cats smell like pot.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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