She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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