why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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