My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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