Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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