VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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