I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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