The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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