So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
It's just like the Real World with babies
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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