turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
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I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
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you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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