butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
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And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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