you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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