She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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