I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
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Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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