I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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