Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
4 words: hood of his car
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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