are you so shy because you have an std?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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