u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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