We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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