Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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