i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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