i think i have two assholes
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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