So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
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And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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