why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
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He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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