i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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