She's JV to your varsity
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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