I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Randomize
