Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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