Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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