I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Randomize
