Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
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I was the one passing out cake at the bars
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
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my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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