i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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