Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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