Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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