I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
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All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
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I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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