At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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