i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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