I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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